Posted 4 hours ago

Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death

ice-cold-water:

O’ Florida, your headlines never cease to amaze me 

Posted 5 hours ago

thepainofbeingdead:

I am physically incapable of not making this joke if someone starts a sentence to me with the word “surely”. 

(Source: nodoubtem)

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

rose-domino:

"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"

(Source: justbriann)

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

elegantly-tasteless:

miaadamswhat:

geejayeff:

scandal-whipped:

Detroit activist slams reporter on air for misreporting reasons for water shutoff to thousands

OMG you all have to watch this.

She’s my HERO!

DAYUM! She shut that FOX-reporter-wannabe down. Not here for that mess at all!

Bloop

I’m tryna be her when I grow up

Posted 8 hours ago

hamsterloki:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle

Yogurt slinger never fails to make me laugh

Posted 8 hours ago

johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product

Posted 15 hours ago

moodydk:

fishnetandfundip:

Literally everyone to Blood Elves:

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we will have justice

Posted 15 hours ago

captainsubligar:

haila-wetyios:

The Maelstrom decides to intervene with the flying lalafell matter, with thebrownhatter

YOU HAVE NO JURISDICTION LIMSA COPPERS!!