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sadfag:

seruant:

ah yes, its almost halloween. 

please desist forever immediately 

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mulaneysbutt:

"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."

Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)

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yourou:

whatshouldwecallconservatory:

arielthebandlover:

What is going on

Not music related but I just died laughing

I’ve been eating M&Ms wrong my whole life.

(Source: poyzn)

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closestthingtoanartblog:

Based on THIS GLORIOUS POST by prozdvoices !

*casually saves this bit of dialogue and plays it forever*

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http://afterwits.tumblr.com/post/98683672704/eunnieboo-so-a-few-days-ago-i-sat-down-for

eunnieboo:

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

image

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW”…