I hate it when goddamn packages of hot cocoa mix are like, “Add two tablespoons to six ounces of hot water.”
have a seat
SON, are you new?
Do you SERIOUSLY think I’ll be satisfied with SIX FUCKING THAT’S-LESS-THAN-ONE-CUP OUNCES OF HOT COCOA?!
JESUS WEPT, you son of a bitch.
I will have my hot cocoa in my 22-oz Captain America mug and I will ENJOY MY LIFE far more than you ever will.